The official Empress boundaries cap has arrived, darlings—and she speaks fluent NO. 😂
For when your inbox pings, your kid asks where their OTHER shoe is, someone says “circle back,” or a man named Todd suggests you “smile more”… simply tilt your head ever so slightly and let the hat do the talking:
✨ ABSOLUTELY NOT. ✨
(It’s like a tiny crown, but for your sanity.)
Perfect for:
— holiday parties you regret RSVPing to
— meetings that should’ve been emails
— your mother-in-law’s suggestions
— every Tuesday
— every Mercury retrograde
— every interaction with a boundary-challenged mammal
The Details:
• 100% cotton corduroy
• Cotton twill sweatband and taping
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• Adjustable strap with a gold-colored metal buckle
• Head circumference: 20″–22″ (50.8 cm–56 cm)
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium and phthalates level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
The official Empress boundaries cap has arrived, darlings—and she speaks fluent NO. 😂
For when your inbox pings, your kid asks where their OTHER shoe is, someone says “circle back,” or a man named Todd suggests you “smile more”… simply tilt your head ever so slightly and let the hat do the talking:
✨ ABSOLUTELY NOT. ✨
(It’s like a tiny crown, but for your sanity.)
Perfect for:
— holiday parties you regret RSVPing to
— meetings that should’ve been emails
— your mother-in-law’s suggestions
— every Tuesday
— every Mercury retrograde
— every interaction with a boundary-challenged mammal
The Details:
• 100% cotton corduroy
• Cotton twill sweatband and taping
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• Adjustable strap with a gold-colored metal buckle
• Head circumference: 20″–22″ (50.8 cm–56 cm)
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium and phthalates level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
